Pedal Enthusiast Launches YouTube Channel to Justify Gear Purchases

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DENVER, CO – In a bold move to rationalize his ever-growing collection of guitar pedals, local musician and self-proclaimed gear enthusiast, Mark Stevens, has launched a YouTube channel dedicated to reviewing his extensive array of effects.

Stevens, who recently added a Strymon BigSky and a Chase Bliss Mood to his already overflowing pedalboard, insists that the channel is a “public service” rather than a personal indulgence. “People need to know the subtle differences between 17 types of reverb,” he explained, while adjusting his camera for the perfect shot of his pedal collection.

The channel, aptly named “Tone Junkyard,” features Stevens meticulously demonstrating each pedal’s capabilities, often spending upwards of 45 minutes on a single effect. “It’s important to explore every nuance,” he noted, while toggling through the 200 presets on his Eventide H90.

Friends and fellow musicians have expressed mixed reactions to Stevens’ new venture. “Mark’s dedication to his gear is impressive,” said bandmate Lisa Thompson. “But maybe he should spend more time actually playing music.”

Despite the skepticism, Stevens remains undeterred. “It’s not just about the pedals,” he insisted. “It’s about the journey of tone discovery.”

In a surprising twist, Stevens is hopeful that his YouTube channel will allow him to classify his pedal purchases as tax write-offs. “If I can prove they’re business expenses, it’s a win-win,” he declared, while organizing receipts into a spreadsheet.

However, his accountant, Jane Williams, remains skeptical. “Unless Mark starts making actual income from this channel, the IRS might not be as impressed with his ‘business strategy’ as he is,” she commented dryly.

As Stevens continues to expand his channel, he remains optimistic about the future. “One day, I might even monetize this,” he mused. “But for now, I’m just happy to share my passion with the world.”

For now, Stevens is content to bask in the glow of his newfound online fame, confident that his YouTube channel will continue to justify his gear obsession—one pedal at a time.