Local Musician Starts Pedal Collection Support Group

HARTFORD, CT –In a bold move to address a growing epidemic among guitarists, local musician Sarah Martinez has founded the first-ever Pedal Collection Support Group, aimed at helping musicians cope with their insatiable desire to hoard guitar pedals.

Martinez, who recently discovered she owned more pedals than pairs of socks, realized she wasn’t alone in her struggle. “I knew it was time for a change when I found myself buying a second Strymon BigSky just because it was a different color,” she confessed.

The support group, aptly named “Pedalholics Anonymous,” meets every Thursday in the back room of the local music shop, where members gather to share their stories and swap pedals in a safe, judgment-free environment.

“I used to think I needed every version of the Electro-Harmonix Big Muff,” admitted founding member Tom “Fuzz Fanatic” Johnson. “But now I realize I just need one… or maybe two.”

The group has quickly gained popularity, with members ranging from bedroom rockstars to professional musicians. Each meeting begins with the solemn recitation of the group’s motto: “One pedal at a time.”

Despite the group’s success, not everyone is convinced. Local gear shop owner, Rick Thompson, expressed concern over the potential impact on his business. “If these guys stop buying pedals, I might have to start selling actual instruments,” he lamented.

In a surprising twist, the group has even caught the attention of major pedal manufacturers. Boss and MXR have reportedly considered sponsoring the meetings, offering exclusive discounts to members who can prove they’ve gone a month without a new purchase.

As Pedalholics Anonymous continues to grow, Martinez remains optimistic. “We’re not here to stop buying pedals,” she clarified. “We’re just here to make sure we have room for them in our closets.”

The group plans to expand its reach, with chapters popping up in cities across the country. For now, Martinez and her fellow pedal enthusiasts are content to take it one stomp at a time.