Local Man Buys $300 Pedal to Play Same Three Chords

KING OF PRUSSIA, PA – In a groundbreaking move that has left the local music community in awe, aspiring guitarist Dave Thompson has invested in a $300 boutique overdrive pedal, promising to revolutionize his rendition of the same three chords he’s been playing since high school.

Thompson, who proudly owns a collection of over 50 pedals, insists that the new acquisition, the Browne Amplification Protein will finally give his G, C, and D chords the “sonic depth and clarity” they’ve been missing.

“I’ve always felt my sound was lacking something,” Thompson explained, adjusting his vintage Marshall amp to the perfect volume for his bedroom. “This pedal is the missing piece. It’s like the holy grail of tone.”

The Protein dual overdrive has been praised by gear enthusiasts for its “authentic warmth” and “unparalleled crunch.” However, critics argue that its true potential might be wasted on Thompson’s limited chord vocabulary.

Despite the skepticism, Thompson remains undeterred. “It’s not just about the chords,” he insisted. “It’s about the journey. Plus, it looks really cool on my pedalboard.”

Friends and fellow musicians have expressed mixed reactions. “Dave’s dedication to his tone is admirable,” said bandmate Mick Feathers. “But maybe he should consider learning a minor chord next.”

In a surprising twist, Thompson has already set his sights on his next purchase: a $500 reverb pedal that promises to make his three chords sound like they’re being played in a cathedral. “It’s all about the ambiance,” he noted.