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Deli Clerk’s Life Transformed After Returning to School to Master Chase Bliss Pedal

PORTLAND, OR – In an inspiring tale of personal growth and perseverance, local deli clerk and guitarist Jamie Miller has turned his life around by returning to school to earn a degree in electrical engineering—all thanks to the complex features…

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Pedal Enthusiast Launches YouTube Channel to Justify Gear Purchases

DENVER, CO – In a bold move to rationalize his ever-growing collection of guitar pedals, local musician and self-proclaimed gear enthusiast, Mark Stevens, has launched a YouTube channel dedicated to reviewing his extensive array of effects. Stevens, who recently added a…

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Local Man Buys $300 Pedal to Play Same Three Chords

KING OF PRUSSIA, PA – In a groundbreaking move that has left the local music community in awe, aspiring guitarist Dave Thompson has invested in a $300 boutique overdrive pedal, promising to revolutionize his rendition of the same three chords he’s…

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Guitarist Buys Pedal for ‘Investment Purposes,’ Never Uses It

BROOKLYN, NY – In a move that has baffled both financial advisors and fellow musicians, local guitarist Jake Reynolds has purchased a $6000 Klon Centaur pedal, citing “investment purposes” as the primary motivation behind the acquisition. Reynolds, who has never…

Local Musician Starts Pedal Collection Support Group

HARTFORD, CT –In a bold move to address a growing epidemic among guitarists, local musician Sarah Martinez has founded the first-ever Pedal Collection Support Group, aimed at helping musicians cope with their insatiable desire to hoard guitar pedals. Martinez, who…

Guitarist Buys $400 Compressor To Sound Exactly The Same

NASHVILLE, TN – Local praise and worship guitarist Caleb Johnson proudly announced today that he has purchased an Origin Effects Cali76 compressor for the low, low price of $400, confirming that his tone remains completely unchanged. “Man, the clarity, the…